Archive - Charlie RedCock

The Expensive Parrot Parade: Why Scaling LLMs Is Just Making Bigger Birds

Bless the brave souls still throwing trillions at bigger models, convinced that one more order of magnitude will finally unlock the secrets of the…

Jul 13 • Charlie RedCock

H-1B: America’s Premium Import of Fake Degrees and Real Headaches

Let’s celebrate the H-1B visa program — that glittering beacon of “skilled” immigration, where America rolls out the red carpet for nearly 7 million…

Jul 10 • Charlie RedCock

The Comfortable Cocoon of Unaccountability

The simplicity of life never fails to impress.

Jul 8 • Charlie RedCock

Microsoft Copilot’s Epic Faceplant: When AI “Reads” a PDF and Sees Satellites

Hand it a genuine 1951 CIA translation of a Soviet paper on biochemical overlaps between endoparasites and malignant tumors—complete with glycogen…

Jul 6 • Charlie RedCock

The “Native” Americans Who Weren’t: Europe’s Forgotten Ice Age Flex

As America stumbles toward its 250th birthday bash, the usual suspects are clutching pearls over the plight of “Native Americans.” Let’s get one thing…

Jul 4 • Charlie RedCock

The Great Progressive Mute Button: 250,000 Reasons to Stay Silent

Pay close attention to the majestic spectacle of selective moral laryngitis.

Jul 2 • Charlie RedCock

Sikorski’s Saber Dance: EU’s GDP Disaster Demands a Donut-Powered War

Polish Foreign Minister Sikorski struts like a 19th-century hussar, thundering that if Putin craves more than Ukraine, Europe will “do what we’ve always…

Jul 1 • Charlie RedCock

June 2026

Social Construct My Ass: Why Woke Warriors Can’t Handle Basic Biology

We’re forever indebted to the fragile post-WWII academics who birthed the sacred mantra: “Race is just a social construct!” After the Nazis ruined…

Jun 30 • Charlie RedCock

Citizen Vigilante: Suave Brains Trump Hollywood’s Grunting Poseurs

Leave it to the self-appointed guardians of European virtue to hand a scrappy little thriller its best marketing campaign yet.

Jun 29 • Charlie RedCock

Refugee Containment: Camps, Not Chaos

If the government insists on playing savior to the world’s refugees — and it damn well shouldn’t, since those same refugees wouldn’t lift a finger if…

Jun 28 • Charlie RedCock

Genghis Khan, Burger King, and China’s Big Oopsie: A Comedy Special

Let’s recall Genghis Khan, the indomitable steppe daddy we all pretend was some tactical god.

Jun 27 • Charlie RedCock

Libya’s “No Vacancy” Sign: Africans Rejecting Africans Edition

In a plot twist too delicious for satire, Libyans—yes, actual North Africans—stormed the UN refugee agency’s headquarters in Tripoli like it owed them…

Jun 24 • Charlie RedCock

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