Archive - Charlie RedCock

Birthright Citizenship vs. Abortion Rights: The Magical Fetus Transformation

Isn’t it just precious how Supreme Court liberal justices perform theological gymnastics worthy of a Cirque du Soleil dropout?

Apr 14 • Charlie RedCock

The Toothpick Empire: Oracle’s Brilliant Plan to Save Civilization

What a masterclass in corporate compassion by Oracle.

Apr 11 • Charlie RedCock

The Emperor’s New Closet: Trump’s Unintended Masterpiece

Love him or hate him, Donald J.

Apr 8 • Charlie RedCock

The Left's Birthright Citizenship Delusion: Stolen Land for Thee, Magic Dirt for Anchor Babies

Bless the progressive mind, that shimmering beacon of logical consistency.

Apr 5 • Charlie RedCock

The Rainbow Road to Narcissistic Totalitarianism

The ongoing LGBTQ+ movement has nothing to do with rights.

Apr 2 • Charlie RedCock

March 2026

The Inefficient Meatbags: A Love Letter to Sam Altman’s Revolutionary Anthropology

From OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s February 2026 interview at Express Adda, hosted by Anant Goenka of The Indian Express Group:

Mar 30 • Charlie RedCock

The Grotesque Media’s “Dignified” Death: A Rape That Dare Not Speak Its Name

In the glossy, tear-jerker version served up by every respectable outlet, 25-year-old Noelia Castillo is a plucky Barcelona heroine who spent eighteen…

Mar 27 • Charlie RedCock

The Great Liberal Exodus: Steven Spielberg Joins the Billionaire Bailout Parade

You’ve done it again, California.

Mar 24 • Charlie RedCock

Africa Is The Most Diverse Spot On Earth. Say What?

Let’s stipulate for the time being that “race is a social construct” and “diversity is our strength” which is perfect for what follows.

Mar 21 • Charlie RedCock

Perestroika 2.0: Cuba's Brilliant Leap Forward And How Everything Marxists/Leftists Touch Turns To Crap

March 16, 2026: a glorious day in Cuba and only two days after the 143rd anniversary of Karl Marx’s death!

Mar 18 • Charlie RedCock

Hacienda’s Romantic Gift: Pay Up, Newlyweds—Love Is Taxable Now

Welcome to fabulosa Spain, the land of passion, paella, and apparently, passionately taxing your wedding presents.

Mar 14 • Charlie RedCock

MentaLahLism: The True Religion

It was a normal Tuesday at Starbucks—espresso in hand, Batman buffering heroically on my phone—when Angel RoastyPotMango appeared, as angels do…

Mar 11 • Charlie RedCock

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