Curry Code: How GloboMarxists Imported Indians to Turn America into a Parking Lot
Look at that—another glowing TED Talk from an Indian CEO perched atop a Fortune 500 throne, lecturing us plebs about “innovation” while his ancestral homeland still can’t keep the lights on or the streets free of sacred cows taking siestas in traffic. What a coincidence! The same country that produces world-class engineers who can’t build functional toilets back home is suddenly flooding American tech with H-1B visas like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet of cheap, compliant code monkeys. Must be merit, right? Pure, unadulterated merit. Nothing to see here, bigot.
This isn’t organic talent migration; it’s demographic warfare with curry seasoning. GloboMarxists—those champagne socialists in Davos who despise borders unless they’re importing voters and scabs—figured out the perfect slow-motion sabotage. Why conquer a nation with tanks when you can hollow it out with PowerPoint? Import the “brightest” from a chaotic, overpopulated mess that exports its human surplus while the motherland remains a glorious open-air latrine. The engineers arrive, undercut wages, ship knowledge overseas, and suddenly American kids stare at “diversity” quotas instead of circuit boards. Meanwhile, India’s brain drain continues because apparently building functional infrastructure is harder than optimizing ad-click algorithms for Facebook.
The punchline? These “geniuses” flee a civilization they couldn’t fix, then get handed the keys to ours. Companies brag about “global talent” while native STEM grads flip burgers or code for free on GitHub. It’s not replacement; it’s replacement with extra vindaloo. Civilizational suicide dressed as corporate efficiency. Next time some smooth-talking IIT grad in a Patagonia vest tells you borders are racist, ask why his relatives didn’t fix Mumbai first.
Because if they can’t build their own country, why trust them with yours? This isn’t progress—it’s conquest by résumé. Pass the naan and watch the empire crumble.
