Closet Crusader Caught: Gay Cure Guru’s “Forbidden Love” Was Just Pedo Vibes All Along

Look—another “pray the gay away” warrior busted with his pants down, this time chasing a 14-year-old boy while messaging about “forbidden love” and wanting him “so much.” Shocking. Absolutely nobody saw this coming except everyone with a functioning brain.

This former ministry leader, smiling next to his wife in that New York Post photo like a Hallmark card from Hell, spent years tormenting actual gay people with conversion therapy snake oil. Turns out the loudest opponents of the so-called “gay lifestyle” (newsflash: it’s not a lifestyle, it’s just existing) are usually the ones marinating deepest in the closet, marinating in shame, repression, and eventually, criminal indictments.

Meanwhile, some of us were out here at 20 racking up life experience most geriatrics could only dream of—dating wealthy widows at the opera for cash, stacking degrees including an MBA, and living like a chaotic Renaissance man. No hypocrisy. No secret police stings. Just honest degeneracy and multiple diplomas.

The pattern is comedy gold at this point: the more they thump the Bible against “the gays,” the more likely they are one bad Grindr profile away from national headlines. Save the sermons, gentlemen. The closet door’s not just open—it’s been kicked off the hinges by the cops.